- I have post nasal drip. Again. I hate post nasal drip.
- Sometimes my dreams are so realistic that they freak me out. Sometimes I wake up my husband and tell him about my dreams and make him assure me that they’re not real.
- Sometimes these dreams are so realistic that I don’t believe him when he reassures me that it wasn’t Colonel Mustard, in the library, with the pipe wrench.
- Sometimes I think I have a recurring dream, but I realize it might be that I’m dreaming that I’m dreaming. And this freaks me out as well.
- Sometimes I get deja-vu. Like right now. And this sort of freaks me out too.
- When I have a night like last night, I wake up wondering if I’m losing my mind. Or if I should call the police. Or at least say a few Hail Marys.
- How does one pluralize Hail Mary, non-possessive Hail Maries
- I believe there’s more to seeking pardon than chanting.
- Is a person responsible for what they dream
- Maybe I’m a reluctant psychic. (More freaking out.)
- Perhaps I watch too much TV, especially CSI.
- The latter is the most plausible explanation.
- Perhaps I am becoming mentally ill.
- Also plausible.
- Could be more freaking out if I don’t stop thinking.
- The baby woke up crying at 3 a.m. Heart wrenching crying. Was he dreaming bad dreams Is he mentally connected to me Did I dream the bad dreams before or after he woke up I don’t remember.
- He’s got five teeth pushing through at once. It must not be very comfortable. Poor little guy.
- If I really did have a recurring dream, should I look into it further Dream analysis
- I wonder if dream analysis is a bunch of hooey.
- Or not.
- Again, too much TV. Maybe I should write for CSI. I have material.
- I need to load up on some romantic comedies or slapstick or anything light-hearted.
- Inspector Clousseau, I need you.
- I don’t always have bad dreams. Sometimes they’re quite nice. Most times they’re decidedly odd, but not without explanation.
- I think I need to change shampoo for a while. My hair is all limp and doesn’t feel fresh, even though I just showered.
- I am so tired.
- When the mascara brush barely grazes the surface of the eye and the eye tissue instantly gets all gooey, it probably means it’s time to get new mascara.
February 6th, 2006