Two Tuesdays ago… Wow, that must be an old picture of you. You’re skinny!
No, darling, I took that picture today. It’s Self Portrait Tuesday. It’s current.
Yesterday… Wow, you look so skinny! And so young. You look twenty years younger than you are. That picture doesn’t look anything like you.
Ahh, true love.
(Of course I’m going to post flattering photos. And I may have to take two hundred before I get one, but by golly, there’s bound to be something that I can work with. It’s digital…)
